Pens & Lighters

With the Big Tit Magnets you can hang artwork and notes on your fridge file cabinet or car hood. These magnets are soft and squishy round boobs with pig pink areolas. It's the hottest action your file cabinet will ever get!

Are you behind on your correspondences? This Pecker Pen lights up when you press down to write. Bring out the stationery and bills and watch the light show with each press of the pen!

You would be a dick not to give someone a heads up! Say good-bye to boring yellow sticky-notes. Express yourself with these fun penis-shaped Naughty Notes that say 'Heads up!'� Sticky notes measure 5.55'�T x 2.5'�W. You will be sure to leave a lasting impression when you leave a message by Naughty Notes!

Don't be a boob say it with a sassy silly note! Say good-bye to boring yellow sticky-notes. Express yourself with these fun breast-shaped Naughty Notes that say 'Stay Abreast...'� Sticky notes measure 5.25'�W x 2.5'�T. You will be sure to leave a lasting impression when you leave a message by Naughty Notes!

This pen always knows just what to say! This black pen with yellow accents is the perfect accessory to your attitude. Pen has 4 different rude sayings. “Fucking Jerk”, “Eat Shit”, “Fuck You”, and “You’re an Asshole” are the colorful statements this pen blurts out. Let everyone know what you really think... with out opening your mouth!